A dwarf planet that is shaped like an egg or a football due to its rapid rotation. (4 Earth hours = 1 Haumean day) It was discovered on December 28, 2004 and has 2 moons: Hiʻiaka and Namaka. (both moons were discovered in 2005) The IAU named it after the Hawaiian goddess of childbirth and fertility. (285 Earth years = 1 Haumean year)
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Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
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That's a big haumann.
That's a big haumann.
by FlisterZab September 6, 2017
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by gringo March 8, 2005
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ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
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3) Dude, don't talk to Hamid when he is hameating his cookies.
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