Haugaard

(n) a growth of facial hair in which gnomes or other mythical beings communally live. In order to be applicable, wearer must have at least one PhD.

For a second I thought that hobo had a total haugaard, but then I remembered that he only had an associates degree from a community college.

by SQ 205-1 September 9, 2010

hougaard

cool as hell last name

“she’s a hougaard. she must be a baller.”

by ballerrrrrrr42038 December 3, 2023