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handwagon 

(n.) handout bandwagon - the inexorable draw to ask for money because everyone else is.
GM and Chrysler joined the handwagon last fall, flying to Washington in private jets to go beg for bailout money.

People who hate middle-aged white males are usually the first ones on the handwagon to get tax dollars reallocated by the government.

Peter jumped on the handwagon the other day by pocketing his mortgage payment for 3 months and quitting his job. Now that he's missed a couple payments, he's living large! His loan has been refinanced, and he gets unemployment and welfare from the government. He just sits around all day looking at p0rn on the intertube.
handwagon by MushiMushi June 4, 2009
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Bandwagoner 

A person who starts to support a particular thing (sports, fashion, people, ect) simply because they are trendy or start gaining momentum.
kareem: let's go warriors!

Imran: what a bandwagoner you were rooting for the cavs in the finals last year

Kareem: I don't want to miss out on history.

Imran: that's what you said about Lebron ....

Kareem: CURREEEEYYY FOR THREE!
Bandwagoner by Jibs July 3, 2016

buffalo bandwagon 

The act of eating a spicy buffalo wing out of a vagina and then having sex with it. Generally performed by sadistic couples that really like buffalo wings
Dude, I can't believe that the waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings let me Buffalo Bandwagon her! My dick still burns!

Bandwagoner 

A fake fan. Wannabes who want to fit in with whatever's considered popular or hyped in order to gain attention and acceptance. They like something based on the majority of people's interests, not their own. Once that sports team or trend is no longer popular, they will follow whatever is currently considered "cool" or "popular".
bandwagoner: LAKERS ARE A JOKE! LETS GO HEAT!

Dan: Dude.. weren't you a Lakers fan just a few days ago?
Bandwagoner by xxrickyxx November 1, 2012

lebron bandwagon 

someone who roots for the team lebron james is on but is not actually a fan they just like lebron and follow him because he is the best in the nba. They have no interest in the team just lebron James and often say they have been following him since highschool but they really didn't. They may say they liked Lebron as soon as he came in but really they only do cause they knew he was a sure thing. These fans are also really stubborn and will not admit they are a lebron bandwagon.
Hey whose your favorite team?

Miami Heat!
*lebron goes to cavaliers*
Whose your favorite team?
Of course the cavaliers I always liked them.
Wow he is such a lebron bandwagon
lebron bandwagon by CoNnOr July 12, 2014

bandwagon 

Taking interest in something just to fit in with the crowd.
Walker started watching Hockey because the Bruins where in the playoffs and everyone else was watching it. Walker is a major bandwagon.
bandwagon by d12fan December 9, 2011

Bandwagon Canadian 

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.
John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.
Bandwagon Canadian by jbd91 September 23, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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