Definitions by masterhatcher
hatched
When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.
"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026
hatched
When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.
"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026