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Hansard

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.

Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
by Eli Keller October 15, 2008
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Hassard

The Abbreviation of this, is:

IAH

or:

IAFH

(It´s a fucking Hassard)


If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha
Oh no!! I knew it! An IAFH!!!
by ELrik July 3, 2004
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Hassard

Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.

Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.
Its a hassard!
by Zapp July 1, 2004
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handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.
Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.
by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010
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Hansaring

A place in the german city of cologne, where there’s a tale about many underaged children falling victim to a mysterious murderer and rapist.
Person A: „I was yesterday at Hansaring with my son.“
Person B: „Damn do you want ur son to get murdered?“
by changaboi69 October 22, 2022
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Chasseur Hasard Effect

When an unwanted scenario is disrupted to your benefit by sheer coincidence
You don’t want to attend a meeting, then by coincidence (Chasseur Hasard Effect) the meeting is unexpectedly cancelled .
by HTblahblahblah January 31, 2023
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