A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
by Eli Keller August 20, 2008