A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
by Eli Keller October 15, 2008
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(It´s a fucking Hassard)
If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
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IAH
or:
IAFH
(It´s a fucking Hassard)
If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha
by ELrik July 3, 2004
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Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.
Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.
Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.
Its a hassard!
by Zapp July 1, 2004
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Get the handards mug.A place in the german city of cologne, where there’s a tale about many underaged children falling victim to a mysterious murderer and rapist.
Person A: „I was yesterday at Hansaring with my son.“
Person B: „Damn do you want ur son to get murdered?“
Person B: „Damn do you want ur son to get murdered?“
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