Hansard 

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.

Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.

Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?

Hansard by Eli Keller October 15, 2008

Hassard 

The Abbreviation of this, is:

IAH

or:

IAFH

(It´s a fucking Hassard)


If you want to read a Hassard visit Talkhouse
Board: Bruhaha

Oh no!! I knew it! An IAFH!!!

Hassard by ELrik July 3, 2004

Hassard 

Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.

Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.

Its a hassard!

Hassard by Zapp July 1, 2004

handards 

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

handards by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Hansaring 

A place in the german city of cologne, where there’s a tale about many underaged children falling victim to a mysterious murderer and rapist.

Person A: „I was yesterday at Hansaring with my son.“
Person B: „Damn do you want ur son to get murdered?“

Hansaring by changaboi69 October 22, 2022

Chasseur Hasard Effect 

When an unwanted scenario is disrupted to your benefit by sheer coincidence

You don’t want to attend a meeting, then by coincidence (Chasseur Hasard Effect) the meeting is unexpectedly cancelled .

Chasseur Hasard Effect by HTblahblahblah January 31, 2023