Hashtato

When your hash browns aren’t cooked all the way and still taste like a fucking raw potato

I can’t believe I just ate a pound of hashtato bro, I feel sick.

by Soccerswag1020 October 2, 2018

hashatory rape

Smoking marijuana of hash with a person who doesnt know what they are smoking. One can hide the hash in a cigarette, hookah, brownies, etc.

Q: Does Liz know theres hash in these brownies?

A: Nope, I think a little hashatory rape is in order.

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Hashtagony

When one social media user places a hashtag (#) before a word or string of words in order to make it a 'trending topic', and another social media user antagonizes the 'topic' in the form of his/her own hashtag topic

Person 1 (on twitter): "Listen to song 'abc'. #song'abc'isawesome"

Person2 (on twitter): "Song 'abc' is really overplayed. #song'abc'sucks"

Person1 (on twitter): "Wow @Person2, straight hashtagony!"

by abstractreality October 19, 2011

hashtagon

(n.) A geometric figure composed of a set of tweets on Twitter whose hashtags link such that the tweets form a geometrical figure, in any number of dimensions.

Related term: hashtagonal (adj.), having the properties of such a structure.

Here are three tweets: 1) My #dog ate an #apple. 2) The #lion growled like a #dog. 3) No #lion has ever eaten an #apple. Tweets 1 and 2 link at dog, 2 and 3 at lion, and 1 and 3 at apple. The three tweets form a hashtagonal triangle (or a triangular hashtagon). The same can be done for all geometrical figures reducible to lines and vertices with any degree of connectedness, in any number of dimensions, for flat space and probably for any uniform hyperspheroidal manifold.

by FoxxDogg February 4, 2010

hashtagonizing

To verbally or visually assault or hijack others conversations or timelines with statuses and/or pictures captioned with numerous hashtags.

Jons Status - This weather sucks

Jaryn: ikr this weather is shitty #readyforfall #rainraingoaway #noumbrella #somuchfordoingmyhair #netflixandchillitis

Jon: Chill Jaryn!! You're so hashtagonizing!!

by hAirUpThere October 10, 2017