Definitions by hAirUpThere

merkelfeiny 

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product

Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny

merkelfeiny by hAirUpThere October 12, 2017

hashtagonizing

To verbally or visually assault or hijack others conversations or timelines with statuses and/or pictures captioned with numerous hashtags.

Jons Status - This weather sucks

Jaryn: ikr this weather is shitty #readyforfall #rainraingoaway #noumbrella #somuchfordoingmyhair #netflixandchillitis

Jon: Chill Jaryn!! You're so hashtagonizing!!

hashtagonizing by hAirUpThere October 10, 2017

recyclopedia 

A compilation of recycled, old or out of date ideas, trends, people, etc...

Old trends becoming hip again are recyclopedia material

recyclopedia by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017

cumission 

When one does a job, work or chores and is paid or owed in sexual enuendos and favors.

He did all her college essays for light cumission

cumission by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017