cumission

When one does a job, work or chores and is paid or owed in sexual enuendos and favors.

He did all her college essays for light cumission

by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017

hashtagonizing

To verbally or visually assault or hijack others conversations or timelines with statuses and/or pictures captioned with numerous hashtags.

Jons Status - This weather sucks

Jaryn: ikr this weather is shitty #readyforfall #rainraingoaway #noumbrella #somuchfordoingmyhair #netflixandchillitis

Jon: Chill Jaryn!! You're so hashtagonizing!!

by hAirUpThere October 11, 2017

merkelfeiny

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product

Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny

by hAirUpThere October 11, 2017

recyclopedia

A compilation of recycled, old or out of date ideas, trends, people, etc...

Old trends becoming hip again are recyclopedia material

by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017