hash pipe

1. A small pipe used to smoke hashish.
2. An awesome Weezer song about a transvestite hooker/junkie (seriously. I couldn't make that up).

Ex. 1 - Kyle: Damn, I borrowed Josh's hash pipe, but it was so dirty! He never cleans the bowl out!

Ex. 2 - I love Hash Pipe, but those lyrics are messed UP!

hash pipe by Meggz December 26, 2007

Get merch

Get the hash pipe mug.

See more merch

Hash Pipe

A small, pipe-like device used to smoke marijuana.

"DAMN! That hash pipe burnt my lip!"

Hash Pipe by Pot head November 23, 2004

Get merch

Hash Pipe

A washed up, old spinster with unquestionable hygene difficiencies and garage door-sized (two bay) figure. Like the Old Stove, the Hash Pipe is prone to frequent in value-brand hotel bars and chain restaurants.

That hash pipe just stole my bar stool!

Hash Pipe by Quad Dog 20/20 April 21, 2008

Get merch

corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.

Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!

corporate hashpipe by little_kitten October 10, 2010

Get merch

camelion hashpipe

When you pack multiple types or colors of weed into a bowl or pipe

Wow eli the camelion hashpipe was crazy last night!

camelion hashpipe by Fred Thompson the 39th July 4, 2016

Get merch

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch