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Hasanetics 

Definition: Hasanentics is a terminology used to define radical left-wing extremism (otherwise known to sane people as terrorism and insurrectionism) that redefines the human minds' comprehension, but unlike Cthulhu, instead of terrifying everyone, it turns those who watch Hasan with the no sanity left, and radicalizes them into becoming 16 year old Anti-American pawns.

Hasanentics is also believed to be used by Hasan himself to help the mainstream media find ways to make America and Israel (Or as he and his goons call it, the Great Satan and Little Satan) look like "The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" or in other words warping reality to fit his political needs.

Hasanetics is considered the study of what goes on in Hasan's (very tiny) head and what his beliefs are. If you disagree with Hasan Piker, you will be permabanned and his Chat will call you a Zionist Pig even for the most basic of takes such as, "October 7th 2023 was bad for the Middle East" or "Iran shouldn't have Nuclear Weapons as they want to destroy the America".

Quick Definition: Hasanetics is the study on how deranged and deteriorated Hamas Piker's brain and his fanbase are.

Pronunciation: /ˈhes.ən.net.ɪks/ Rhymes with 'Critics'

Origin: Hasanetics was a term coined by the YouTuber named MorePegasus at around 2025, June 24th at 8:00 AM. It is considered to be the greatest study found in human history since Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity and when Albert Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity.
Person 1 (Average Joe): Hey! How's it going? What are you watching?
Person 2 (Hasan Pikerstan): Something crazy dud! Have you heard of the Houthis before?
Person 1: Wha- Houthis? Aren't those guys terrorists who starve the Yemenis for their own agenda?
Person 2: No! They are musical people! Just like Luffy!
Person 1: Where have you heard of that? Who told you that?
Person 2: Hasan Piker! My favourite twitch streamer!
Person 1: Oh... You are a case study of Hasanetics then...
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Humanetics 

Humanetics: The psychology of human interaction and dynamics, but goes deeper to a level of ones self communication and the self to raise ones awareness and consciousness in a positive way.
I know I have a bright future because Humanetics taught me to trust and explore my inner self.
Humanetics by polodog August 20, 2013
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