Hartel

A goofy looking oddity of the meerkat species, commonly found in Holliston Massachusetts. A Hartel is easily distinguishable by its brightly colored happiness tattoo, loud obnoxious whooping sound and incredibly small anatomy.

Hey will someone get that hose clamp away from that hartel before it gets burried on meerkat manner.

by HAPINESS January 6, 2009

Paul Harrell

A famous YouTuber with over 400,000 subscribers. He runs a gun-centered channel where he gives demonstrations, reviews, advice and guidance on gun-related topics like caliber choice and busting myths.

He is a very mature, informative and responsible YouTuber. You may enjoy his content if you can deal with his speech impediment and... Shatneresque pauses.

Paul Harrell also gives advice on non-gun subjects like how to cook using Dutch ovens.

Paul Harrell has been in several citizen-involved shootings. He has served in both the United States Army and the United States Marine Corps, serving two tours in the Middle East.

Paul Harrell lives in the Pacific Northwest.

"Dude, did you see Paul Harrell destroy Gun Nuts Media?"

"Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Paul Harrell."

"Paul Harrell is a very mature and informative YouTuber."

by TheSuperTrooper April 16, 2020

Van Harted

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harrelson

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.

"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."

by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.

Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit August 1, 2011

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Bill Harwell

(n) 1. A condescending know it all with a Napoleon complex. 2. A person who does not fully listen, but replies with snide comments. 3. A bitter person that tries to make others hate life as well.

I tried getting out of my speeding ticket, but the judge was such a Bill Harwell.
Man your mom is a Bill Harwell.
I hope my teacher this year isn't a Bill Harwell

by OSPE May 31, 2017