Harrisson 

An Actually Cunt

You're a Harrisson...

Harrisson by theultimateurbanwriter12347454 June 11, 2018

Harrisson 

The most handsome and amazing person with a sick so long it's through your mama right now.
He's the most kind and good at fighting

Your a harrisson😉

Harrisson by The big dick69 July 30, 2018

William Henry Harrison High School 

William Henry High School is a school in Ohio of about 1,400 students. The school has little going for it except for a bunch of crappy sport teams and some nerdy clubs that nobody goes to. The school was actually named in honor of some obscure president that nobody has heard of and whose only accomplishment was to croak after being in office only a month. The school became sort of famous in early 2015 when it was discovered that just about every girl in the school had been passing out nudes and real explicit porn to just about every guy in the school. Apparently this had been going on for years and hundreds of nudes were circulating around the school and town. Of course the administration at the school claimed they knew nothing about it but the slutty girls were told to stop being such naughty hoes, or at least be a bit more quiet about being naughty hoes and passing out the porn. Nobody was charged and it's unknown how many hoe girls are still making and passing around nudes and nasty porn. And even with all the publicity over the sexting and nudes, nobody still knows who the hell William Henry Harrison was.

William Henry Harrison High School is named after someone nobody has heard but it sure has a lot of hoes that love to pass out some serious nudes and porn.

William Henry Harrison High School by hnoss March 10, 2017

harrison osterfield 

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

harrison osterfield by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

George Harrison 

Sexiest, most skinny man who ate everything.

John: Were's my chocolate.
Paul: George Harrison ate it.
John:How is he so skinny?

George Harrison by rogert dant June 18, 2011

Dhani Harrison 

son of George Harrison of the Beatles, he is a man who has a splitting features of his father. He has a band called thenewno2 and completed George's final album, Brainwashed.

Dhani Harrison is incredibly laid back, really cool, and talented in his own way.

Dhani Harrison by free...as a bird June 14, 2009

paul harrison 

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

paul harrison by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020