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harmaniac 

one who relies souly on sites like e-harmony or match.com to meet new people
matt is such a harmaniac he won't go to the bar with us to pick up chicks
harmaniac by doughnutholes September 13, 2010
Words you can keep

Harmaniac 

A person who is severely addicted to playing a harmonica
Dude my next-door neighbor keeps me up every single night playing the harmonica; he’s such a harmaniac.”
Harmaniac by omaclintock March 23, 2025

hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Natural Harmonia Gropius 

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.
Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"

Harmonicore 

A genre of music created in central Ontario, in between the years 2003-2004. Music studies have proved in the history of time that harmonicore was a mixture of the musical instrument 'harmonica' and 'metalcore' a genre of music consisting of several breakdowns , repetition and screaming.

Huge fan base in eastern Europe, Holland, and South America. Some may say that it blesses unborn fettuses with gracious words and luck.
Tight Pants - OmGaWdZ h4V y3W h3rD d4t K3Wl b4nD 0n m-EYE-Sp4Ce

Black hair - OMG HARMONICORE IS SO GOOD, HIS BIRDS ARE GRACE.

Tight pants - n0.
Harmonicore by Michael Catsburg January 11, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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