Retard on a Harley - actually everyone on a Harley Davidson is a retard, they dream of glitter and tassels instead of learning to actually ride, so maybe just change the name to Harley Tard'n'son
130db of un-baffled black motorcyle flies through an intersection failing to give way or show any concern for other road users... what a surprise, it's a Harleytard!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)