Haritos

An ancient science teacher.
(who gives lots of homework)

Sixie 1: Man, Haritos gave us the whole chapter review questions! Let's kill him!
Sixie 2: YEAH!

by JBoogii2013 June 21, 2008

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

harutosexual

A person who is only attracted to treasure’s Watanabe Haruto

-umm hi... can I have your number?

-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

haribosexual

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

harutosexual

Person who is only attracted to Treasure’s Haruto

-Umm hi... can I have your number?
-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010