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Horbury - Chav central in between Ossett and Wakefield
Is known for its spectacularly shit high school and close proximity to lupset estate, where upon entrance you can guarantee picking up an STI.
you cant enter the local supermarket without being asked by a 12 year old girl if you'll go buy her some fags/lighter/weed...
scenario - outside Horbury co-op

chav- "do any of yeh shmoooke?"
random person - "no, sorry."
chav - "va wot dik'ed?!?!"
random person - "excuse me?"
chav - "fuck off then, fukin moshaaaaaaa! fukin..fukin get a weshhh ..."
random person - "um..." *backs away*
chav - *attacks*
Horbury by Alexxiiii September 15, 2007
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Harkbury 

Harkbury a chant shouted by the strongest of people it is used because people believe in doubles there strength it virtually means "We rise above,together we stand and united we will fall?" One Man once began shouting it at a football game (Manchester Utd Vs Roma) and Man Utd won 7-1 this may be chance or maybe a sign.
"Harkbury,Harkbury" the men shouted before the great fight
Harkbury by Stardust5482 December 22, 2012
his last name must be harburt as he’s so pretty but doesn’t even know
harburt by whyamialivern November 11, 2020

Hasbury O'Nicholson

A ficitonal charcter used to play an invented game involving a brick wall, 2 player's, a golf club, grass and a baseline. Similar to squash, the player's take turns in chipping the golf ball against the wall, making sure it hits on the full, but doesnt go over the baseline on the rebound. The 'grasscourt' is littered with obstacles such as benches and water fountains to add a needed edge to the game. Played while very high.
A Tennis scoring system is used.
"Hasbury O'Nicholson lost to Goran Norman in the Novo Park Challenge."
Hasbury O'Nicholson by Diego August 25, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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