Horbury - Chav central in between Ossett and Wakefield
Is known for its spectacularly shit high school and close proximity to lupset estate, where upon entrance you can guarantee picking up an STI.
you cant enter the local supermarket without being asked by a 12 year old girl if you'll go buy her some fags/lighter/weed...
chav- "do any of yeh shmoooke?"
random person - "no, sorry."
chav - "va wot dik'ed?!?!"
random person - "excuse me?"
chav - "fuck off then, fukin moshaaaaaaa! fukin..fukin get a weshhh ..."
random person - "um..." *backs away*
chav - *attacks*
Harkbury a chant shouted by the strongest of people it is used because people believe in doubles there strength it virtually means "We rise above,together we stand and united we will fall?" One Man once began shouting it at a football game (Manchester Utd Vs Roma) and Man Utd won 7-1 this may be chance or maybe a sign.
A ficitonal charcter used to play an invented game involving a brick wall, 2 player's, a golf club, grass and a baseline. Similar to squash, the player's take turns in chipping the golf ball against the wall, making sure it hits on the full, but doesnt go over the baseline on the rebound. The 'grasscourt' is littered with obstacles such as benches and water fountains to add a needed edge to the game. Played while very high.
A Tennis scoring system is used.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.