Happenship

A non-relationship that is very much like a relationship that you just happen to fall into. Often 50% of the Happenship is in denial.

Lou said I'm not in a relationship, it's a happenship!

by urbzkitty January 15, 2020

Happeniphobia

The fear of having a lot of events to attend, not because of the people watching, but because of the event itself.

Person 1: You must dance here at 1:00 PM, then, at 4:00 PM, you're gonna attend a business meeting, then finally, at 8:00 PM, you have present your patented product here.
Person 2: How? I have Happeniphobia, it's gonna be really hard for me to do that...

by VirtualizerExtrene December 3, 2022