American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
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Hanker

Hande and Kerem are Hanker

When you observe Hanker, you will know the truth.

Even tho he’s all “aşk yokkk” we can never forget “oh Hande the things you have me do”

When you see them you will know the true sense of sexual chemistry.

May they make many mini Bürsin’s
Where there’s a caravan Rock’n, there’s Hanker
by Sweetforehead1 October 26, 2020
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