The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
by OtherJesus June 01, 2015
Get the Hanzermug. When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.
by OtherJesus May 31, 2015
Get the Hanzermug. When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.
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by OtherJesus June 02, 2016
Get the Trumpetmug. The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
by OtherJesus June 01, 2015
Get the Hanzermug.