Definitions by OtherJesus

Trumpet 

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

Trumpet by OtherJesus June 2, 2016

Hanzer 

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

Hanzer by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

Hanzer 

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

Hanzer by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

Hanzer 

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

Hanzer by OtherJesus May 31, 2015