Hankierism
Hankierism by pro memer February 20, 2020
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Hankiegasm
When a Hankie has a Hankierism at the peak is called a Hankiegasm where he lets out all of his Hankieness and activates HANKIE MODE where he goes into a primal rampage and starts attacking minorities (Jacob)
1. When Hank had to go to the swim meet he reached a Hankiegasm when he had to swim.
2. When jacob was playing video games, he lost and started having a Hankiegasm and said "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY MINORITIES".
2. When jacob was playing video games, he lost and started having a Hankiegasm and said "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY MINORITIES".
Hankiegasm by pro memer February 27, 2020
Hanerism
Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.
"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"
"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"
"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"
Hanerism by Cristobell May 1, 2009
Hanmerism
Hanmerism, a unique variation on the mixed economy, encompasses an economic system wherein the state oversees the majority of employment and production methods, while permitting small-scale enterprises under stringent regulations. This philosophy asserts that private corporations should operate with public welfare and advancement in mind, rather than solely driven by the pursuit of financial gain. Advocates of hanmerism endorse modest ownership of private property, such as households acquiring residences from the state.
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Person 2: You might support hanmerism then.
Person 2: You might support hanmerism then.
Hanmerism by imakedefsiguess August 17, 2024
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