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1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"


Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
OMG that girl has Hangness!!

“BOOO!!!” said the person with Hangness
Hangness by The Nivek March 28, 2005

hungriness 

This is NOT a word.

The correct term is either hunger, hungrier, or hungry.
Girl: i still have my hungriness!
Guy: 'hungriness'?
hungriness by hescool March 10, 2008

Handiness 

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
Handiness by shitdood December 28, 2007

Hungriness 

being hungry
guy 1 “why were you such an ass today”
guy 2 “ sorry, my hungriness made me angry”

Hungriness 

when ur man wants to fulfill his hunger pains by eating that one stuff he used to eat back in the day…
Babe I’m hungry…
I’ve got something u can eat to fulfill ur hungriness
Hungriness by Never ever22 July 29, 2023

Hangressed

hungry angry sad depressed and parched
yo im hangressed from this long wait
Hangressed by lizfartt September 17, 2016
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