Hangles

Hangles…
Refers to love handles for people over 50 years old

“ love handles that *hang*”

Her hangles were soft and droopy… hanging down

His hangles were exposed beneath his shirt

A muffin top that dangles at the sides … hangles

by Roxx65 July 18, 2021

Slave Handles

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation

"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)

by Arclock January 22, 2021

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 21, 2006

hangless

It's a person you were good friends with, dated or were married to, that you would no longer tolerate or be able to share time with

My x husband is "hangless."

by emilejfagerstromiv December 16, 2018

hangle burg

A hamburger sandwich-- usually with ketchup and mustard.

Aaron: "Ma, what's for dinner."
MA: "I'm makin hangle burgs."

by ghost towne December 4, 2018

plow handles

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.

Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.

by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010