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Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .
" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".
Hand Jig by Badilla July 3, 2019
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Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.
"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".
Hand Jig by Badilla July 3, 2019

hand jiggy 

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.
*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"
hand jiggy by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

Hand Jigger

A nice, but swift action from ones hand to anothers johnson until he nuts. Usually for a debt that is owed.
Its ok, I'm sure we can settle this with a little hand jigger.
Hand Jigger by J_HOOT May 1, 2006

hand jiggle 

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.
Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell
hand jiggle by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022

handjigger 

another word for handjob
"chica, why don't u come here and give me a handjigger...." then me and rob would say "what the hell is a handjigger?" and sean would say " i don't know, that's what i'm tryin to find out!"
handjigger by g dizzy August 20, 2005
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