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Hamysh

A nice guy who likes to play games and eat junk food all the time. A Hamysh will have depression on the inside. Is very nice and has lots of friends.
Guy: Look at me play this game!
Girl: You're such a Hamysh!
by Yourtheuinlumo June 1, 2019
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Hamysh

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet, he may be black and smell and maybe a abit to hairy but atleast he’s got a huge shlong, he can dirty chewbacca 8 girls at a time
Guy: hey, imma Hamysh

Girl: * clothes delete*
by He heim black March 7, 2020
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Hamysh

Guy: hey I’m Hamysh.
Girl: 🟤
by He heim black July 4, 2022
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New Hampshire dog

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.
I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
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Hamshot

Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".
"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".
by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010
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Hampshire College

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.
Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.
by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009
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National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019
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