hamster sex 

A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.

Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"

hamster sex by B^B December 27, 2009

hamster sex 

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

hamster sex by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

Hamster Sex 

The art of hamster fucking

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.

Hamster Sex by Shouji August 31, 2006

Sexy Hamster

A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.

Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster

Sexy Hamster by MisterK. August 11, 2016

sexay_hamster 

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome

sexay_hamster by dude next door October 21, 2003

Hampstersexual 

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.

Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!

Hampstersexual by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020