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hamster sex

A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.
Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"
by B^B December 27, 2009
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hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.
Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.
by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011
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Hamster Sex

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.
by Shouji August 31, 2006
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Sexy Hamster

A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.
Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster
by MisterK. August 11, 2016
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sexay_hamster

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome
by dude next door October 21, 2003
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Hampstersexual

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.
Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!
by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020
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