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hamster dick 

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster
ryan knuth has a hamster dick
hamster dick by brendan February 7, 2005

Hamster Dick 

Someone who has very small penis.
Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.
Hamster Dick by OldManD January 20, 2010

Hamster Skin Dick Cape 

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.
Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

Johnny Hamsterdick 

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009

hamsterdick 

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.
1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
hamsterdick by Raisou September 2, 2009