Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
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Someone who has very small penis.
by OldManD January 20, 2010
Get the Hamster Dick mug.It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.
Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC
by joe920joe October 17, 2011
Get the Hamster Skin Dick Cape mug.Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
Get the Johnny Hamsterdick mug.An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.
1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.
2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.
3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.
3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by Raisou September 2, 2009
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