Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

Hamshank Frank

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.

I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.

by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021

hamshank

A thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. To beat the meat. Bash the bishop. Abuse the one eyed trouser snake

The bitch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over Kirsty Young.

by Rutters August 14, 2003

hamshank

a hamshank is a british or just an H slang word for a wank

i had a hamshank last night

by Im H and im me October 2, 2011

hamshank

An extremely sexy and intelligent person.

The Hamshank was superior to Cereal Killer

by Hamshank December 27, 2008

gyrating hamshank

You could but you shouldn't.

dropped the soap, surprised him with a gyrating hamshank

by noble sweetrolls January 1, 2012