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Ham Bone
Ham Bone by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010
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Ham Bone
Ham Bone by George Schwanz October 25, 2011
Ham Bone
A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
Ham Bone by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
Get my Ham Bone Boiled
A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well
Get my Ham Bone Boiled by midnightmodder November 22, 2020
breakfast ham-bone
breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
Alabama ham bone
Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!
Now she won't quit asking for another.
Now she won't quit asking for another.
Alabama ham bone by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025
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