Ham Bone 

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

Ham Bone by Dizzy February 6, 2004

Ham Bone 

One who you are extremely gay for.

Man, im so ham boned for that guy.

Ham Bone by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

Ham Bone 

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

Ham Bone by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

Ham Bone 

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

Ham Bone by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Get my Ham Bone Boiled by midnightmodder November 22, 2020

breakfast ham-bone 

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Alabama ham bone 

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

Alabama ham bone by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025