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Ham bashing 

Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
Ham bashing by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020

ham bushing 

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole
Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.
ham bushing by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

Ham Bushing 

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
Ham Bushing by It's like that October 30, 2020

basting the ham 

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her