Skip to main content

Ham Bashing 

A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
Ham Bashing by WC_WEB June 23, 2020
Ham Bashing mug front
Get the Ham Bashing mug.
See more merch

Ham bashing 

Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
Ham bashing by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020

ham bushing 

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole
Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.
ham bushing by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

Ham Bushing 

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
Ham Bushing by It's like that October 30, 2020

basting the ham 

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026