Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

Halloween candy by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Halloween candy time 

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.

Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy

Halloween candy time by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Like Candy on Halloween 

When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.

That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.

That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her

Like Candy on Halloween by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016