Halloween Haunt

A generally frightening event that is put on every year from the end of September to October in certain theme parks owned by the company Cedar Fair. The event usually contains multiple haunted houses (also referred to as mazes), scare zones (area in the park swarmed with monsters), and special shows. Local residents can apply to work as a monster and scare guests. Common haunted houses (aka mazes) in the chain are "CornStalkers", "Slaughterhouse", "The Asylum", and "Club Blood", plus many many more.

Person A: OMG I went to Halloween Haunt last Saturday!
Person B: Was it scary?
Person A: Yeah!! My favorite maze was The Asylum, the girl in the electric chair in the end scared the hell out of me!!

Guy #1: Dude, have you been to Halloween Haunt this year?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did all the haunted houses.

Guy #1: Which one was your favorite?
Guy #2: Club Blood, definitely. The strippers were hot!!

Halloween Haunt by KingB24 October 29, 2011

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Halloween Haunt

The worlds largest and most successful halloween themed event. It takes place during the month of october at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. While there you can expect to be startled but not touched by Costumed people brandishing metal noise makers called "shaker cans" and ghouls with knee pads zooming towards you at high speeds screaming "FISHY!!!"

While there be sure to drink Berry Punch

also see Knotts Scary Farm

"I went to Halloween Haunt last night and and shit myself. omg."

Halloween Haunt by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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