11 definitions by Meatwhistle

The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.
"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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On june 28th 1969, a large gay community in greenwich village in New York reacted to a police raid by rioting.

In New York at the time, it was illegal to kiss or hold hands with other people of the same gender. Police would regularly go undercover to entrap gay men and raid bars that knowingly served liqiuor to three or more homosexuals.

Eight officers entered the Stonewall Inn(bar) and began making arrests. The riot started with a Transvestite threw a bear bottle and a lesbian made attempts to escape. Meeting with resistance, the police retreated back into the bar and sealed themselves in. At one point the police opened the door and dragged a heterosexual who was passing by into the bar and beat him severely. Eventually the crowd grew to 2000 and the riots stretched over about a week.
Stonewall riot took place at the stone wall inn.
by Meatwhistle May 16, 2007
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Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.
"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.
I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.
by Meatwhistle June 8, 2010
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A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.
My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by Meatwhistle June 26, 2007
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