A form of late-night, drunken intercourse where the penis does not fully penetrate the vaginal cavity. This is usually is the result of a girl's last minute decision to discontinue intercourse.
Me: Sara, did you you sleep with Chad last night?
Sara: No...not really...I mean, I was going to, but then I felt like throwing up cause I was SO wasted. So it was just a halfer.
by Sororislut December 11, 2008
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Half of a house brick. Ideal size and wieght for throwing during riots at strategic points around Belfast. Their natural habitat is interface ares where they grow in abundance.
Gissa a halfer will yee, ol' chap, so I can lob it in the general direction of the police?
by best mate nate January 7, 2005
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faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
by Nesty. January 3, 2012
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someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.
by snatchtrapp September 1, 2008
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to go half in on buying an eighth of weed. (henry the VIII)
Hey bro I don't have enough money, wanna go halfers-on-a-henry
by MattmanTheIncredable September 10, 2009
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An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.
My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.
by Elwood69er October 2, 2017
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A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
by Louis Cartel April 15, 2006
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