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‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
Half Bake by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018
Words you can keep
A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing
John was only half baked no good for fuck all
half bake by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013

half-bake it 

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
half-bake it by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010

Half baked Intellectualism 

Half baked Intellectualism refers to individuals whos only merit or credibility in relation with either political or social topics or matters lies explicitly upon their research and study and not backed with any level of first hand personal experience. therefore lacking any level of true or real incite and understanding of the mentioned topics or issues. Whereby they simply recite the works of others and thus fancy them selves to be knowledgeable and educated. Without having made any real contribution to the discussion or issue at hand.
The best way to summarise Half baked Intellectualism. Is to say that

Mike who has his whole life lived in a free society and thus has never experienced first hand the horrors of tyranny or subjugation, but has a Masters degree in political science. Writes a book addressing his views in relation with life under tyranny and suppression.

half-baked idea 

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons
Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!
half-baked idea by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014

half baked 

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
half baked by tokin D May 31, 2004

half baked 

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie
Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!
half baked by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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