Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation
by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018
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half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
by tokin D May 31, 2004
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half baked

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie
Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!
by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007
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half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.
Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.
by bigtangringo July 1, 2005
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half baked

A great little movie and a quality ben & jerry ice cream flavor
Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived
They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.
by Light Joker November 11, 2005
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Half baked

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.
A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.
by Sundayword August 20, 2009
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