Haitham Said Share definition Flag A total asspirate. Synonymous with douchecake, asshat, hobag, and haggard. Haitham Said is a total douchecake, he put me on this website and made me look like a total assbag. Haitham Said by Sean Miller January 16, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Haitham Said mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch