Haitch Pea Share definition Flag A slang term for the computer manufacture Hewlett-Packard, (or better known as HP,) derived from the somewhat popular youtuber "DankPods". Q: "BRah what computer you playin that fork knife on?" A: "I'm using a Haitch Pea tho" Haitch Pea by Zeke? November 15, 2020 Get the Haitch Pea mug.