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Hairgician (noun)
Someone who creates magic without a wand

I got a fabulous new look at the hairgician today!

Hairgician by Bluidbrat72 September 19, 2018

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Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

Hairicane by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

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Hairicane

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

Hairicane by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

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Hairricane

a close up pic of a dude's hairy butthole.

Mike got drunk last night a mass texted a fucking hairricane to everyone in the bible study group.

Hairricane by logicbomber November 24, 2011

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Hairicane

When a guys facial hair grows in a swirl.

"man i really gotta shave this playoff beard, look at this hairicane i got going."

"tyson obvoiously hasnt shaved in so long, his hairicane is out of control."

Hairicane by Serahserahserah February 28, 2009

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Hairricane

A Harricane is where a person's hair is messy and sticking out in all directions. It appears as if the person's cranium was just stuck by a Hurricane, since the hair is uncontrollable.

1. Laurie woke up after a long night of partying with the ultimate Hairricane; Her hair took over 30 minutes to calm down.

Hairricane by GeeWillikers April 6, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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