Harpist 

Someone (females especially) that plays the harp. Ridiculously good looking and long-legged, female harpists are a stunning breed. They are comfortable having a large piece of wood between their legs, which combined with their capable fingers, makes them highly sought after by males.
Harpists are deeply soulful people, but often feel uncomfortable voicing their emotions in public. Instead, they share through their enchanting music.
They constantly feel misunderstood and crave love and appreciation. They love hugs. Hugs allow them to show affection for someone without being all lovey-dovey (Which they hate).
Harpists are highly interesting people and fascinating to talk to. However, it can take time for some people to realise how amazing they are.
Harpists are known for being graceful and beautiful and are often associated with angels.

Dude, I totally would. Everyone knows all harpists are babes.

Harpist by USAkittykat December 20, 2010

Harpist 

a whore, prostitute or street walker. coming from female harp players who visit elementary schools to play because they are sleeping with a majority of the faculty

"We had an assembly today with a total harpist"

"That girl is such a harpist, she gets paid for sex"

Harpist by Sarah Mace November 2, 2004

Harpissy Bobissy 

Harpissy Bobissy is a nickname for the name Harper. It is more used to annoy a Harper.

You: Hey Harpissy Bobissy! Have you seen the movie yet?
Harper: I hate you.

Harpissy Bobissy by snosamu December 29, 2021

herpist

1. intolerance or disgust of another person with herpes.
2. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences remain between people with or without herpes

Anita was really saying rude things about Carolyn's cold sore; she can be such a herpist.

Donna Martin's herpes flare angered a group of herpists at West Beverly High School, because they didn't want to share the buffet with her.

herpist by Coco212 March 10, 2008

Colton Harpst 

an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.

That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.

Colton Harpst by J35U5 CH2157 October 30, 2007

HARDISTY 

A term used to define a partner that has porn star like qualities... Also used to describe greatness in any form or the best of somthing...

female: OMG he did me like a hardisty!

dude #1: that party was awesome!
dude #2: i know it was so hardisty!

HARDISTY by chinese philosoper June 20, 2009

Happistatic

Happistatic refers to the greatest state of body and mind attainable to all entities. Put simply, it is the the pinnacle of positive emotion. It is happy, it is ecstatic, its happistatic!

I just won the lottery 4 times! Im Happistatic!!

Happistatic by Matthew Chris Tom Curtis February 23, 2008