hair piece 

slang funny term for herpes

hey man watch out that bitch got the hair piece

hair piece by clinton smith May 20, 2008

Nic Cage Hair Piece 

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

Nic Cage Hair Piece by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011

high voltage hair piece 

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

high voltage hair piece by Matt King August 30, 2006

French Hairpiece 

When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.

"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."

French Hairpiece by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009

Genital Hairpiece 

Another term for genital herpes.

You have been diagnosed with a bad case of the genital hairpiece.

Genital Hairpiece by Fatal Blackout September 15, 2006

Delaware hairpiece 

you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.

I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.

Delaware hairpiece by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

hairpiece 

Substitution for "piece" (see example)

As in "we all up in this hairpiece."

hairpiece by Ross Hogg September 23, 2002