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Hagerlife
A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
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HugLife
1) A way of life in which rather than let someone bitch you around, you hug anyone who stands in your way to death. Not letting anyone fuck with you, using an action of compassion for pain; that is the truest meaning of living the HugLife.
2) "<3* H U G L I F E *<3 nigga!"-John Ly
2) "<3* H U G L I F E *<3 nigga!"-John Ly
HugLife by Webster's Dictionary February 2, 2004
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