Haddox 

The worst insult you can possibly give to someone. It means you are ignorant, unobservant, whiny, hypocritical, and extremely bossy.

Geoffrey! How dare you call your father a Haddox! You're grounded for a month!

Haddox by SoapOfTerror29 February 20, 2018

Haddox 

The worst insult you can possibly give. It means you are ignorant, back-stabbing, and arrogant. You're a bossy know-it-all who never stops talking about yourself. Stools and sticks cower at your presence, for they will all be destroyed.

"Back in my day, we didn't have air conditioning..." -A Haddox

Haddox by SoapOfTerror29 May 5, 2018

Haddox 

Haddox is very handsome, athletic, loves to cuddle and does not like to be alone. He is a family man. He’s very successful in everything he does. He’s adventurous and fun. Has lots of friends and is very humble.

Haddox is a ladies man.

Haddox by Mommaof3boys1girl December 6, 2021

My Hen Laid A Haddock 

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

My Hen Laid A Haddock by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Captain Haddock 

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

Captain Haddock by Azvee January 6, 2012

Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

Haddon Heights by im drunk right now February 2, 2006

Haddon 

Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.

Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them

Haddon by HelloBabes October 16, 2019