Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.
Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them
by HelloBabes October 17, 2019
A frustrated christian person who beats his dick off almost everyday for being jealous of other people in life.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.
Haddon is gay.
by Urban Poison June 07, 2019
by Valtzer23 January 30, 2019
A haddon is an erect penis that you get when something nice happens or when you see something nice. You can also give someone haddons meaning you dick them down good.
by CheexClapper69 November 26, 2021
A big mouth,smartelic,sarcastic, and funny guy usually ginger also can be bi or gay but never straight and never good looking. Would rate 1/10 would not talk to again
by Tantar the great October 02, 2017
A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.
kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late
by im drunk right now February 01, 2006
A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.
GO HAWKS!!
GO HAWKS!!
Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??
Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011