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when walking into the coliseum, one should yell "haaaaaaaayyy" to attract mates
haaaaaaay by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003
Words you can keep
what gay horses eat.
i once ran into mr. ed.

i asked him about his diet.

he said, "haaaaay!"
haaaaaaay by crazy fiy March 12, 2005
over the top greeting used usually when you feel like making an entrance
"haaaaaaaay girlies!!!! wusappnin??!!!"
haaaaaaay by jess iz sexy January 15, 2005

haaaaappy wheeeels 

WHat Jacksepticeye says at the beginning of every one of his happy wheels videos.
Top of the morning to ya laddies and welcome back to HAAAAAPPY WHEEEELS!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp 

It's pretty much help, but this version is much more commonly used in online games. The number of the letter a can change.
"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp! I'm stuck in the wall!"
(used in a glitching online game)

haaaaaaaaaa 

When you are sarcasticly laughing. I mean like, REALLY SARCASTICALLY. I mean.. like..

SUUUPER SARCASTICLY!!
“Haaaaaaaaaa. So funny I forgot to laugh. No, really, Denise, you need to work on your jokes.”

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

What happens when you get a dick up the ass when you were trying to laugh.
Gay dude: *sticks dick in ass while guy is trying to laugh
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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