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the Frank Hvam-test 

A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.

The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.

Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”

- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
the Frank Hvam-test by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014
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