A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her
sexual appearance.
The actual test is performed by
jerking off. If you still think about the girl after
slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using
the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after
jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so
sorry bro… You are truly doomed”