HOOKBALL 

A back stabbing idiot who hangs out with the likes of jackhole and dickweed

Bryan was upset as Bob walked past. "Get away from me you hookball piece of shit"

HOOKBALL by BSCB June 12, 2009

hoofball 

A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.

Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.

hoofball by S. Frail November 18, 2007

Hoodball 

The best SPORT ever played.

Consists of 4-8 people. There are 2 teams. Each person is responsible for his/her can and is placed on one side of the table.

Equipment:
1 beer per person
1 table
1 ping pong ball
LOTS of room

To decide turns: It's just whoever wants it more.

Goal: To finish your own beer.

On a person's turn: One person (on his/her turn) steps behind the table and has to throw a ping pong ball at a beer can/bottle. If the ball hits the beer, the person who threw the ball has to chug the beer as fast as possible. (The person drinking is able to move around as they chug.) This person keeps drinking the beer until the ball is retrieved and the person tags the can/bottle that was hit with the ball. Once the can/bottle is tagged, he/she must IMMEDIATELY stop drinking.

EXCEPTION:::: If the person hits the can/bottle, but an opponent catches the ball while it's in the air, the person who caught the ball must drink his/her beer as fast as possible, before the person who originally threw the ball can tag them.

Everyone else's job: The job of the teammate's of the thrower is to screen and block the opponent's from getting the ball. Any of the opponents can retrieve the ball, and the ball can even be passed to a teammate to tag the drinker.

Rules:
1. When blocking for the drinker, you cannot push or have intention to injure. (It's like a screen in basketball)
2. Before the throw, no player may cross the halfway point of the table.
3. Shut up and just play.

Examples:

Beer pong's for pussies, we play HOODBALL.

Hoodball will be in the 2012 olympics.

Hoodball by the SD homies March 14, 2010

Hoobally Joobally 

Green Gelatin

We made some Hoobally Joobally today.

Hoobally Joobally by D_Harv August 12, 2016

Hoofball 

Popular game devised by pupils who attended Wellington School, Ayr. When an unlimited number of players take it in turns to kick a soft pink ball about a gym hall, trying inexplicantly to smack the most annoying person in the room, on the face. The definition comes from the word 'hoof', meaning to 'uncontrollably kick a ball at someones direction.'

"Coming for a game of 'Hoofball' Sheriff?
Nah, i'm going for lunch. I'm hungry."

"I'm great at 'Hoofball', watch me smash it at that wee pleb's face."

Hoofball by #weebawbag February 1, 2012

honkball 

the dutch word for baseball played only with homosexuals

Wil je honkballen met mij?

honkball by koffefrombelgium March 4, 2009

Hoodballs 

Balls attached to someone who lives in the hood. Also just a reference to those living in the hood.

All the hoodballs in this place are a bit overwhelming.

Hoodballs by Billthedog November 15, 2022