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hok-ball 

Term invented by two close friends from Fort Washington, Maryland for the off-white smelly granules that occasionally dislodge from the back of your throat. The scientific term for these hellish shits is tonsiliths.
I laughed so hard while driving to work that I coughed up several hok-balls that reeked so badly that I almost crashed as I tried to feverishly let down the window.
hok-ball by jacksteezo December 9, 2008
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hokball is real guys
hokball by hawksfan2024 June 1, 2024
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Hokball is a social media-driven term popularised in 2024 used to describe the exciting and fast-paced style of play exhibited by the Hawthorn Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL).

Thought to have been first used on Instagram and Tik-Tok in 2023, the term “Hok” is derived from “Hawk,” a reference to the team’s nickname, and it represents a fun, youthful vibe rather than a strict game strategy. Unlike structured styles like “Bazball” in cricket, Hokball emphasizes creativity, flair, and spontaneity on the field, with players given the freedom to play instinctively and express themselves during games. This approach helped Hawthorn make a surprising rise in the 2024 AFL season, captivating fans and earning widespread attention both on and off the field.

Though Hokball doesn’t necessarily refer to a tactical game plan, it embodies the team’s culture of playing with enjoyment and confidence under men's senior coach Sam Mitchell. It’s more about the spirit of how the Hawks play rather than a defined strategy.

Although sounding similar, Hokball is unrelated and predates the Hawk Tuah girl.
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The Cats ain't gonna be able to withstand Hokball!
hokball by onenemesis October 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026