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HFE: an acronym for "head of fucking everything". The title that someone has when he/she is CEO, CTO, Lead Designer and Founder of a startup.
- Is he the CEO?
- Yes, and she also is the CTO, Lead Designer and Founder of that startup.

- Oh, he is a HFE!
HFE by nksp April 3, 2017
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HFE Radio is an online downloadable PodCast by a huge Unsigned Metal Band Fan who happens to have his fingers in an awful lot of pies. HFE is Horny For Evil. Forcedexistence HFE Thrash Metal Rock Unsigned Bands
If you know anyone who is in an unsigned Metal band then have them look up HFE Radio and get them to send in an Mp3 of their Music and sit back and listen to the next show.
HFE by FxArmy May 17, 2011
"Yo, Walt Whitman sounds like he's HFE..."

"For sure, bros HFE."
HFE by anonymous September 22, 2022
Abbreviated from "Hedgefundie's Excellent Adventure", HFEA is an investment strategy that was originally first made popular by a user on the bogleheads.org forum, which involves holding 55% UPRO (a daily 3x leveraged ETF that tracks the S&P 500) and 45% TMF (a 3x daily leveraged ETF that tracks long term treasuries), rebalanced quarterly. Note that Hedgefundie did NOT create this strategy. They only made it popular among retail investors, and thus while HFEA is named after them, they did not create the strategy itself.
HFEA and chill chad: "yeah I HFEA and chill, let's go do dumb shit"

VT and chill virgin: "NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT VOLATILITY DECAY?? 34% DROP IN A DAY??? NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT NOOO YOU'LL LOSE MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*fast forward 10-15 years later*

HFEA and chill chad: "yooo waddup bro! I retired a multi millionaire!! hope you're retired too buddy! let's go do dumb shit all day now that we have the time"
VT and chill virgin: "Sorry man, I'm still working my wage-cuck life. ): can I come over to your yacht after my 9-5? hopefully I'll be able to retire at the age of 74 when my VT and chill portfolio finally hits one million dollars"
HFEA by monkeys are mean March 2, 2022
Damn u go to hfec? Ur fuckin wack bro
Hfec by SeigeGod April 28, 2019

hfesijdhk 

It means "Tig bitties". SEARCH UP TIG BITTIES AND GO TO IMAGES!
That girl has hfesijdhk!
hfesijdhk by L'sForDayzzz May 6, 2018
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hfeusjh by anonymous June 4, 2021
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