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Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit 

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.
1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

Friend: What?
Urban Dictionary Merch

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL 

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.
"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

shit that hell

A term of frustration or anger. Used in dire times.
Shit that hell, bitch we are screwed if we don't get there on time.
shit that hell by Philip Hirzel January 22, 2005

Thats a HELL NO! 

You know what that is? Thats a HELL NO!-Kubzscouts

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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