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Spanish acronym for "hijos/hijas de su puta madre". ( son of a bitch)
-¿ya te pago ernesto?-
"se anda haciendo pendejo hdspm".
hdspm by elmanko July 14, 2013
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Hansprice 

A school full of bitchy year 10 girls who think they’re hard

Mr Searle is fat
I went to hansprice now live in a crackden
Hansprice by Suckmytoespls May 28, 2019

Hanspeter 

Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.

Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:

"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012

hansplaining 

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.
Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.
hansplaining by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019
Hanspan is actually going out with
Matt lam-bert

This name is obviously short for hannah, but only good ones, who are naughty.
"awww, hanspan u rule, ur so naughty"
Hanspan by lukeh March 20, 2005

hansphobics 

that one twitter gc that is filled with delulus and chaotic people that experiences people getting kicked everyday and spamming of liam payne. It started from a being characters to talking to each other everyday.
I hate hansphobics so much but I love them so much too.

happy monthsary hansphobics !!
hansphobics by grapebinnie October 15, 2020