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HBAFK = Here But Away From Keyboard

This term is sometimes used to denote that a user is present but essentially AFK (away from keyboard). This usually applies when somebody is playing a game, watching a movie, or doing something else that prevents them from being able to receive and reply to some form of messages within a reasonable period of time.
IRC:
User: Hey guys, I'll have to catch you later.
<<User changes his/her nickname to User|HBAFK.>>

IM:
User: I'm going to go hbafk while I play some Day of Defeat.
OtherDude: Ok, see ya.
HBAFK by Particle July 28, 2008
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hafkasd. see ya 'round
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Hafkemeyer 

1. Localized Slang in Westchester, New York, for a hoe.
A) What's his girlfriend's name? Hafkemeyer? His Girlfriend's a hoe.
Hafkemeyer by Knute Rockne February 22, 2010
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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