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HBAFK = Here But Away From Keyboard

This term is sometimes used to denote that a user is present but essentially AFK (away from keyboard). This usually applies when somebody is playing a game, watching a movie, or doing something else that prevents them from being able to receive and reply to some form of messages within a reasonable period of time.
IRC:
User: Hey guys, I'll have to catch you later.
<<User changes his/her nickname to User|HBAFK.>>

IM:
User: I'm going to go hbafk while I play some Day of Defeat.
OtherDude: Ok, see ya.
HBAFK by Particle July 28, 2008
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Hafkemeyer 

1. Localized Slang in Westchester, New York, for a hoe.
A) What's his girlfriend's name? Hafkemeyer? His Girlfriend's a hoe.
Hafkemeyer by Knute Rockne February 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026