Hawl

The Glaswegian way of grabbing someone's attention.

Laura - 'Hey you guys'

... no reply...

Laura - 'HAWL'

Hawl by LKToday December 26, 2010

Hawl

To go hard or to go "ham" or crazy

Reuven: Hey buchi whats good
Bool: nothing much we hawling tonight?
Reuevn: word bro we gon get Fuc3d up

Hawl by illAmir October 12, 2016

Hawl

The mix between HAHAHAH and LAWL. When both are combined it turns into the epic laughter of hawl. Pretty straightforward for people on the go.

As a verb, it is known as hawling.

HAWL! That was the best fucking joke ever!

HAWL OMFG! So fucking funny!

HAWL! That bitch broke her fucking ass!

Hawl by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."

Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick by Sadiesays December 9, 2013

Hawley-esque 

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.

"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.

Hawley-esque by helveticazedrine May 16, 2020

Joe Hawley 

1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley

1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY

Joe Hawley by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020

hawlet 

It means: the prettiest girl in the world and there will never be another girl like you(her,him)

Just you are #pretty

You are hawlet means: you are beautiful or adorable

hawlet by The lover of such June 3, 2020